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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

what we don't see on the labels


WARNING: Consumption of this product may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: Consumption of this product may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your butt kicked.

WARNING: Consumption of this product may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (which species or name you can’t remember).

WARNING: Consumption of this product may create the illusion that you are tougher and faster than some really, really big guy named Bubba.

WARNING: Consumption of this product may lead you to think that people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: Consumption of this product may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

WARNING: Consumption of this product may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

there are many we could add to the list


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2 comments:

Shadow said...

oh yes. thanks. good to remember this every now and again...

clean and crazy said...

it is so great to "wake up" today instead of "come to", it sounds like a gratitude list to me

 
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