thoughts of the day

one of life's little mysteries...
the thermos bottle---

you put hot stuff in, it stays hot;
you put cold stuff in, it stays cold...

how does it know?


a joy of life;
finding money no one lost.

The qualities that most attract a woman to a man
are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.

The other line always moves faster.

Two wrongs don't make a right. It usually takes three or four.

The road to success is always under construction

When things are going right, you won't notice

If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid