Monday quotes

In my day, we didn't have self-esteem, we had self-respect, and no more of it than we had earned.
- Jane Haddam

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying', And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did.
- Jack Handy

Life really can be so simple... You create your opportunities by asking for them.
- Patty Hansen

Vision is not enough, it must be combined with venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps, we must step up the stairs.
- Vaclav Havel

We sometimes get all the information, but we refuse to get the message.
- Cullen Hightower

If what you did yesterday seems big, you haven't done anything today.
- Lou Holtz

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.
- Lena Horne

Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
- Kin Hubbard

After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box.
- Italian Proverb

The aim of argument, or of discussion, should not be victory, but progress.
- Joseph Joubert