top 10 reasons...

...to stay away from a drink;

10.) less empty calories

9.) more to spend on toys

8.) when told at a restaurant;

"we have a full bar";

I reply, "not full enough for me"

7.) DUI checkpoints

6.) brain cell conservation

5.) rehab is expensive

4.) finding the car in the morning

3.) waking up to a familiar face

2.) not having to kneel at the "porcelain God"

1.) a drink never solved anything