what we don't see on the labels

WARNING: Consumption of this product may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: Consumption of this product may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your butt kicked.

WARNING: Consumption of this product may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (which species or name you can’t remember).

WARNING: Consumption of this product may create the illusion that you are tougher and faster than some really, really big guy named Bubba.

WARNING: Consumption of this product may lead you to think that people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: Consumption of this product may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

WARNING: Consumption of this product may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

there are many we could add to the list