Monday quotes

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.


Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway


Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.


Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens


Politicians, like diapers, have to be changed frequently - and for the very same reason.


When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"


The way some people find fault, you'd think there was some kind of reward.


Those who drink to drown their sorrows should be told that sorrows know how to swim


In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.


People who say it can't be done, should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.