The best-of.... alphabetically

Best-of by the letters...

a -all time going away ceremony(and longest)--Jake
b -balance of meeting variety-Lakeville Nooners
c -coin distributor using the same routine every week-Jerrick
d -drunk still maintaining a sense of humor-Dave
e -excuse given after failing Breathalyzer-I only had 2 hard lemonades
f -fastest talker with eyes closed-Sandi
g -god squad promoter-Mark; whose every move is made possible by his higher power
h -hypocrite running a sober house-Joe C
i -independently wealthy contributor-Drew L
j -jailed DWI to get job promotion after release-Jen S
k-kid friendly meetings--Lakeville nooners
l -looking while plastered at a meeting-Jen S
m-meeting with fewest number of pretenders-Lakeville Nooners
n- nazi rehab-Stonehaven
o-open speaker discussion--none
p -pretender at being a dual-diagnosis rehab-Silver Hill
q -quitter of commitments-Dominick
r- rehab for women-far away from men
s- schizophrenic who occasionally makes sense-Mikey V
t -total character assassinator-Tom F
u- under-estimated powerhouse-Roger M
v -vindictive small town population-North Canaan
w- worst slogan-my worst day sober is better than my best day drunk
x- x-file stories--any tri-state speaker meeting
y -young peoples meeting--all
z -zoo-like atmosphere--Eagle Hill