thoughts for today

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Birds of a feather flock together and then crap on your car.

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.

Never argue with an idiot. The people watching might not know the difference.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.